Aren't you dead yet?

No? Then count the seconds.

Answer a few questions and this application for your iPhone and iPod Touch will calculate the approximate day of your death. It will display a counter until you die and then make fun of you. A few smart quotes about death will cycle before your mesmerized eyes while you await your destiny, miserably watching your phone's screen instead of enjoying life.

And best of all it's pretty cheap. Just like death itself.

Disclaimer: I don't pretend to be a scientist or even a clown. The calculations used by this application are just based on simple logical assumptions and some statistical data about life expectancy at a certain age or in certain countries. Use this for fun purposes only.

Any questions?